Tuesday, October 14, 2003

What do you get when you mix 19 year old soldiers, bulldozers, acres of fruit trees and bad foreign policy? Fun for the whole family! A touching story to help kids understand why everyone else in the world hates America. Gee, I wonder why all those people over there have time to protest and build bombs? Maybe because they don't have a farm to work on anymore?
OMG! As if the monkeys weren't bad enough! Now they are teaching robots martial arts! Don't these people ever watch the SciFi Channel?!? AHHHGH!!! The sad sad tale of humanities end...
Great! Just what the world needs...Cyborg three-armed monkeys rampaging our cities and stealing our precious bananas! Hey, let's give sharks legs and alligators wings and mix it up even more! Here's the New Scientist story.